And Frank once said: 
If there's ever an obscene noise to be made on an instrument,
it's gonna come out of a guitar! On a sax you can play sleze, 
on a bass you can play balls.but on a guitar you can be
truely obscene! Lets be realistic about this, the guitar can
be the single most blastomphous device on the earth!
the guitar makes a stink noise. thats why I like it!!